sneakymedulla:

mmyes how may i help u

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via tyleroakley)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via benedictsbuttocks)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via le0pardfairy)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via legit-humour)